Your local good guy

Me on trial for your murder.

Me on trial for your murder.

(Source: freshjoericci, via hi)

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ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

(Source: ernbarassing, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

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shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

(Source: imqu3llyb, via healthybohemian)

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large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

image

(via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

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running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

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feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

(Source: feistie, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

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Emma Roberts & Evan Peters at Day 3 of the 2014 Coachella Music Festival - 4/13/14

(Source: ahsgifs, via anglelica)

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